beckettweekes:

Tweets from bands/band members to remember if you’re feeling shitty

gods-nipples:

i don’t use punctuation 

i use punktuation

margaretanjou:

everyone right now

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quarterclever:

Steve Rogers isn’t a hero because he’s Captain America

Captain America is a hero because he’s Steve Rogers

literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

me: yes i speak that language
me: no not that part

W e ‘l l  f o o l  y o u .
                          W e ’ l l  f o o l e v e r y o n e .

My favorite way to blow off steam is to sing obnoxiously loud in the shower.

nialllhoran:

when-in-doubt-go-to-the-library:

nialllhoran:

nothing annoys me more than people being like “LEARN TO TAKE A JOKE” when you find something offensive or disgusting like where am i learning to take this joke? to the fucking trash where it belongs?

This one is for Blake that fucking dickwad

yeah fuck you blake

The very best of ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, so far.

ac3df:

ericrileyy:


Brendon Urie realizing he shouldn’t have just said “whore” during an on-air performance.

This always makes me happy.

THE FACE, THE FACE AHAHAHA

ac3df:

ericrileyy:

Brendon Urie realizing he shouldn’t have just said “whore” during an on-air performance.

This always makes me happy.

THE FACE, THE FACE AHAHAHA

iamsmallcat:

the last one killed me

scottish:

hearin a really shitty pun
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makin a really shitty pun
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