Tweets from bands/band members to remember if you’re feeling shitty
i don’t use punctuation
i use punktuation
everyone right now
Steve Rogers isn’t a hero because he’s Captain America
Captain America is a hero because he’s Steve Rogers
My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
you need less jesus
nothing annoys me more than people being like “LEARN TO TAKE A JOKE” when you find something offensive or disgusting like where am i learning to take this joke? to the fucking trash where it belongs?
This one is for Blake that fucking dickwad
yeah fuck you blake
The very best of ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, so far.
Brendon Urie realizing he shouldn’t have just said “whore” during an on-air performance.
This always makes me happy.
THE FACE, THE FACE AHAHAHA
the last one killed me
hearin a really shitty pun
makin a really shitty pun